The Why Game

[Leonhart29]

Because they already had fifty dogs back there. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because when the doges were in the house, they kept trying to eat the dead bodies. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because they hadn't been fed in a week. Why?

[redsliver]

because the price of dog food keeps rising, why?

[Leonhart29]

Because once the elderly found it corporate America decided to take advantage of it. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's what they do for fun. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because everybody needs a hobby. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because all work and no play makes people really dull. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because work deadens the mind and kills the sense of humor. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it sucks the soul. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it's the flourescent lights. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because flourescent lights aren't burning chemicals, they're burning souls. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they are evil lights designed by a master necromancer. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they are the easiest way to suck souls. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because most people would notice a straw being inserted into them. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it would give you a poking feeling. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it would have to puncture the skin. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because souls are stored on the inside of a person. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because only liches can get away with keeping them in a jar. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because otherwise they're easy to lose. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because they are made of ectoplasm. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's easier to work with than marble. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because marble requires hammers and chisels. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's hard. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because of the type of rock it is. Why?