AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because if they weren't we wouldn't want them. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because we get bored too easily, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because contrary to popular belief, simple minds are not so easily amused. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because simple minds have the attention span of a meth-addicted kitten, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because the thought of a meth-addicted kitten is too funny. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because we are abjectly cruel people, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 Because we have to get our kicks somehow. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because we're not allowed to murder, not even if the victims are short, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 Because they are not short, they are vertically challenged. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because people are too afraid to be honest that they make up terms that are retardedly polite, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because we might offend some such retard. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because people like to think they are fragile, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because they watched unbreakable one too many times. Why Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because they're masochisitic, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because that's what floats their boats. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because something else tickled their pickle, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 Because it rose to the occasion. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because someone has a viagra addiction, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because his fluffer's hand got tired. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because fluffer's got arthritis, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because of repetative motion syndrome. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because people like to give technical sounding names to cover up that they are chronic masturbaters, why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because to admit as much is to say that they can't get laid. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 Because of their own insecurities. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Posted November 15, 2006 because their mommies didn't love them. Why? Quote
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