Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he wanted to touch his inner beastie. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he grew up with a pack of wolves. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because his parents abandoned him in the woods. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he bit the doctor that delivered him. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the doctor deserved it. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because the jerk slapped him. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he thought he wasn't breathing. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he wasn't looking close enough. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was extremely near-sighted. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because his eyes were misshapen, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he spent too much time as a child masturbating to porn. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he believed no one can spend too much time masturbating to porn, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he didn't believe the old wive's tale about going blind. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because all the old wives he knew were ugly and porn was pretty, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he didn't get into the porn that focused on the old wives fetish. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was more interested in the magazine with the horse on the cover, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he had a very different fetish. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was a rebel against standard fetishes, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was a teenager and had to rebel against something. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was a brainless sheep that thought being a rebellious punk meant to imitate all the other rebellious punks that had come before him, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because some sheeple just can't think for themselves. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the media has told the sheeple that thinking is bad. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because sheeple are easier to manage if they attempt to think for themselves. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they won't argue. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because arguing create discourse and sometimes thought. Why? Quote
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