Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he wanted to touch his inner beastie. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he grew up with a pack of wolves. Why?
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because his parents abandoned him in the woods. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he bit the doctor that delivered him. Why?
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the doctor deserved it. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because the jerk slapped him. Why?
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he thought he wasn't breathing. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he wasn't looking close enough. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was extremely near-sighted. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because his eyes were misshapen, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he spent too much time as a child masturbating to porn. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he believed no one can spend too much time masturbating to porn, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he didn't believe the old wive's tale about going blind. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because all the old wives he knew were ugly and porn was pretty, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he didn't get into the porn that focused on the old wives fetish. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was more interested in the magazine with the horse on the cover, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he had a very different fetish. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was a rebel against standard fetishes, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was a teenager and had to rebel against something. Why?
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because he was a brainless sheep that thought being a rebellious punk meant to imitate all the other rebellious punks that had come before him, why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because some sheeple just can't think for themselves. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the media has told the sheeple that thinking is bad. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because sheeple are easier to manage if they attempt to think for themselves. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they won't argue. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because arguing create discourse and sometimes thought. Why?
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