dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the flat asses were the ones the other rats wanted. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because flat asses allowed for deeper penetration, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they needed to get that extra depth. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were well hung for rats. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they had escaped from a genetics lab. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the scientists left the door open. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they couldn't get the little buggers to do the maze. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the cheese at the end of the maze sucked. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because it was limburger. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they sent the new guy out for the cheese. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted October 14, 2006 Author Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were too busy to do it themselves. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because they were rubbing up against anything that didn't move away. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 because they had the chicken pox and they were itchy. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because that Timmy kid had been playing with them. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because Timmy didn't have any other friends. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because nobody loved him. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was an ugly baby. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because his mommy was a crack whore. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because his daddy had no job. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he smelled of elderberries. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because his mother was a hampster. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he was a patient of Dr. Moreau. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the doctor was the only one who liked him. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because the doctor was into the beasties. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 14, 2006 Report Posted October 14, 2006 Because he liked how the fur felt. Why? Quote
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