dazzledfirestar Posted October 9, 2006 Report Posted October 9, 2006 Because no one will properly explain quantum mechanics to us. Why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 The explanation takes away from our recreation time. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 Because recreation is far more enjoyable than the explanation of quantum mechanics. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 Because quantum mechanics is not a subject everyone understands easily. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 because most people aren't human, just a tolerable creature who has been trained not to make messes on the carper, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 Because carpets are hard to clean. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 because all the fibers collect the grime, why? Quote
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted October 11, 2006 Report Posted October 11, 2006 because then the CSI agents can find the blood stains and catch the killer, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 11, 2006 Report Posted October 11, 2006 Because they know that is the type of thing that drives Red mad. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 11, 2006 Report Posted October 11, 2006 because red is a series of constants and is easily measured and predicted, why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 Because there are rulers and scales, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 Because that is how their fetish works. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 because quantification gets their rocks off, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 Because their rocks needed to get off. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 Because otherwise they would explode. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Posted October 12, 2006 Because they were building up an intense amount of pressure. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 because it wiggles so nice, why? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 The pizza smelled good. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 because it was covered in good things, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 Because it is the toppings that make it so. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 because they release chemicals into the air that our olfactory senses respond favorably too, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted October 13, 2006 Report Posted October 13, 2006 Because people evolved that way. Why? Quote
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