Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 Because otherwise, the brain is worthless. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 The brain has limited uses. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 The gods must have a sense of humor. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 Because they spend too much time watching bad TV. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Posted December 29, 2007 Creation cuts into your slacking around time. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Because life is so dull and boring. Why? Quote
Shinju Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 Because life is dull and boring when you are not on drugs. Why? Quote
Madilayn Posted January 1, 2008 Report Posted January 1, 2008 Because you have to conform to the rules of Society. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted January 2, 2008 Report Posted January 2, 2008 Because they like to tell people what to do. Why? Quote
Shinju Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 Because if people do what they say then the people at the top telling other people what to do make more money. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 They would have less people to deal with and time = money. Why? Quote
Shirotaka Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Because bartering does not work in modern society. Why? Quote
Becca Star Posted February 6, 2008 Report Posted February 6, 2008 Because people are greedy and more often than not will cheat each other when bartaring in common society. WHY???? Quote
Guest Rosemarius Posted March 2, 2008 Report Posted March 2, 2008 because humans are disgusting creatures like that...why? Quote
Velvet D Coolette Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 Because if you eat any more you'll be sick on yourself in bed. Why? Quote
Psybee Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Because the government dictates our food intake...why? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Posted April 21, 2008 so we don't die, why? so we can make them more money, why? so they can pay us to please them, why? because they like to be pleased, why? Quote
hellagoddess Posted April 21, 2008 Report Posted April 21, 2008 Because your great-great-great grandfather ate something shiny he found in the forest one day. Why? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Posted April 21, 2008 because it was shiny, what better reason can one need? 666, why? Quote
Shinju Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 Because the original number was supposed to be 6969, but Christian's censored it once they got the joke. Why are we all so horny all the time??? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted May 26, 2008 Report Posted May 26, 2008 Because we need sex to reproduce, also: because it makes for so much sticky horny messy sexy naughty awesomeness... Why is it that exactly an hour has passed every time I look at the clock?? Quote
maidenhair Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 because you have an incredible innate ability to feel the hourly passage of time...why? Quote
Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Posted May 28, 2008 beacause I rock on an hourly basis. Why? Quote
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