redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 because they're too deaf to hear the voices in their heads, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they forget to turn on their hearing aid. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 because they got used to ignoring people, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because most of the old folks were muttering to themselves and not saying anything of worth. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they're penises don't work like they used to, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they've grown deaf to the pleas of their masters. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because the penises got fed up to drunken excursions into new and frightening places, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they used to throw up in the nastiest of places. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because their masters kept riding them until they went into convulsions, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because if they didn't they wouldn't get anything out of it. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because people can be built that way. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because that's the way the world turns. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because if it stopped suddenly, everything would fall down. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they weren't buckled in their seats. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because the seat belts wrinkled their clothes. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they were too tight. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they felt that the tighter the better. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because then they wouldn't move if the car crashed. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they were hoping to be saved. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Because they feared their own mortality. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Because they had recently lost their puppy. Why? Quote
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