Leonhart29 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Because it pissed in his Cheerios. Why? Quote
Sin Acies Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because the dog was jealous *he* didn't get cheerios, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because all they gave him was 2 year old Alpo. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they had spent all their money on the child. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they gave him everything his evil little heart desired. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because if they didn't he'd have a hissy fit. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because his parents were afraid he wouldn't love them without all that stuff, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they never heard of tough love and boundaries. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they didn't read the parenting books. Why? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 28, 2007 Author Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they were illiterate, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because they weren't allowed to go to school. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because their parents thought school was the root of all evil. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because the teacher kept showing flashes of porn in the classroom. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because she had the Disney Channel on. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because she thought it would be educational. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Posted May 28, 2007 Because watching Mickey Mouse is always good for a moral. Why? Quote
Sin Acies Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because that's the way Walt Disney wanted it. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because it was in his plans to destroy the world via copyright bastardization, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because it seemed easier than trying to get a nuclear device. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because its hard to hide a centrifuge that big, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because it won't fit in one's pocket. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because it had 18 miles of tubing in it, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Posted May 29, 2007 Because the guy who designed it had a thing for tubing. Why? Quote
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