Leonhart29 Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 Because they are compensating for their lack of a sex life. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because there aren't any female suited apes. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because they were basically intelligent. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because they didn't like the tails, why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because they got in the way when they squatted to take a pee. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because the tails wouldn't curl away from the body. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because they hadn't figured out how to control them. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 Because they never really tried to learn. why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because they were too busy putting on their lipstick. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because their mothers told them they could get anything they wanted if they just put on a little lipstick. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Becaue their mothers were behind the times. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because their mothers were from the previous generation. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Becausethe previous generation gives birth to the next. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because we measure time in a linear fashion. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because time is stuck in a linear rut. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because humans can't think in a non-linear way when it comes to time. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because humans are more comfortable thinking in a straight line of thought. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because they aren't taught to think any other way in school. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because it's easier to control others if they are in line. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 Because they're easier to find that way. Why? Quote
hardykitty Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 because they all think the same...why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 Because they've been conditioned not to have thoughts of their own. Why? Quote
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