The Why Game

[englishwitch]

She went to that cheap doctor in India. Why?

[redsliver]

because she thinks his accent is funny, why?

[englishwitch]

because she doens't know the Russian accent is even more entetaining. why?

[Nanaea]

Because she's never seen Doctor Zhivago. Why?

[redsliver]

because she suffers chronic hypothermia, brought on by lack of organic insulation, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's a hereditary condition and her mother had it too. Why?

[redsliver]

because she has shitty genes, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because she is decended from a weak monkey that just scraped by. Why?

[redsliver]

because that weak monkey was sexuall virile and managed to pass on its genetic material, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because even weak monkeys wanna get laid. Why?

[redsliver]

because sex is great, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because if it wasn't we would have died out a long time ago. Why?

[redsliver]

because we would have spent are time with nothing but mathematics and theoretical physics, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because there wouldn't be any kind of art or music without sex. Why?

[redsliver]

because music is just made to make hot women gyrate closer to you than normal, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because of the pheromones. Why?

[redsliver]

because pheromones are ingested nasally and excite the production of testosterone which is the hormone responsible for sexual arousal, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people need some way to attract the opposite (or same) sex. Why?

[redsliver]

because otherwise humans would be rare, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because we wouldn't be able to breed. Why?

[redsliver]

because when a man and woman really love each other the man doesn't always make it to the pharmacy, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he might just get to excited to want to leave. Why?

[redsliver]

because she might be a redhead, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because redheads are insatiable. Why?

[redsliver]

because I wouldn't have it any other way, why?