Leonhart29 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because they already had fifty dogs back there. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because when the doges were in the house, they kept trying to eat the dead bodies. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Because they hadn't been fed in a week. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 because the price of dog food keeps rising, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because once the elderly found it corporate America decided to take advantage of it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because that's what they do for fun. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because everybody needs a hobby. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because all work and no play makes people really dull. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because work deadens the mind and kills the sense of humor. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it sucks the soul. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it's the flourescent lights. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because flourescent lights aren't burning chemicals, they're burning souls. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because they are evil lights designed by a master necromancer. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because they are the easiest way to suck souls. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because most people would notice a straw being inserted into them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it would give you a poking feeling. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it would have to puncture the skin. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because souls are stored on the inside of a person. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because only liches can get away with keeping them in a jar. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because otherwise they're easy to lose. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because they are made of ectoplasm. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it's easier to work with than marble. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because marble requires hammers and chisels. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because it's hard. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Because of the type of rock it is. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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