dazzledfirestar Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Because no one will properly explain quantum mechanics to us. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 The explanation takes away from our recreation time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Because recreation is far more enjoyable than the explanation of quantum mechanics. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Because quantum mechanics is not a subject everyone understands easily. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 because most people aren't human, just a tolerable creature who has been trained not to make messes on the carper, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Because carpets are hard to clean. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 because all the fibers collect the grime, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 because then the CSI agents can find the blood stains and catch the killer, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Because they know that is the type of thing that drives Red mad. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 because red is a series of constants and is easily measured and predicted, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Because there are rulers and scales, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Because that is how their fetish works. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 because quantification gets their rocks off, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Because their rocks needed to get off. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Because otherwise they would explode. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 12, 2006 Report Share Posted October 12, 2006 Because they were building up an intense amount of pressure. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 My ass. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 because it wiggles so nice, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm horny. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 because I'm around, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 The pizza smelled good. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 because it was covered in good things, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Because it is the toppings that make it so. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 because they release chemicals into the air that our olfactory senses respond favorably too, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted October 13, 2006 Report Share Posted October 13, 2006 Because people evolved that way. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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