englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 She went to that cheap doctor in India. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 because she thinks his accent is funny, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishwitch Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 because she doens't know the Russian accent is even more entetaining. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted September 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Because she's never seen Doctor Zhivago. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 because she suffers chronic hypothermia, brought on by lack of organic insulation, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Because it's a hereditary condition and her mother had it too. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because she has shitty genes, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because she is decended from a weak monkey that just scraped by. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because that weak monkey was sexuall virile and managed to pass on its genetic material, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because even weak monkeys wanna get laid. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because sex is great, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because if it wasn't we would have died out a long time ago. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because we would have spent are time with nothing but mathematics and theoretical physics, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because there wouldn't be any kind of art or music without sex. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because music is just made to make hot women gyrate closer to you than normal, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because of the pheromones. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because pheromones are ingested nasally and excite the production of testosterone which is the hormone responsible for sexual arousal, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because people need some way to attract the opposite (or same) sex. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because otherwise humans would be rare, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because we wouldn't be able to breed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because when a man and woman really love each other the man doesn't always make it to the pharmacy, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because he might just get to excited to want to leave. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because she might be a redhead, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Because redheads are insatiable. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 because I wouldn't have it any other way, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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