Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Because otherwise, the brain is worthless. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 The brain has limited uses. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 The gods must have a sense of humor. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Because they spend too much time watching bad TV. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Creation cuts into your slacking around time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Because life is so dull and boring. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Because life is dull and boring when you are not on drugs. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Crime is fun. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madilayn Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Because you have to conform to the rules of Society. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Because they like to tell people what to do. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Because if people do what they say then the people at the top telling other people what to do make more money. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 They would have less people to deal with and time = money. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Because clocks cost money. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Because bartering does not work in modern society. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becca Star Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 Because people are greedy and more often than not will cheat each other when bartaring in common society. WHY???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rosemarius Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 because humans are disgusting creatures like that...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet D Coolette Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Because if you eat any more you'll be sick on yourself in bed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybee Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Because the government dictates our food intake...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 so we don't die, why? so we can make them more money, why? so they can pay us to please them, why? because they like to be pleased, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellagoddess Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Because your great-great-great grandfather ate something shiny he found in the forest one day. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 because it was shiny, what better reason can one need? 666, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Because the original number was supposed to be 6969, but Christian's censored it once they got the joke. Why are we all so horny all the time??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Because we need sex to reproduce, also: because it makes for so much sticky horny messy sexy naughty awesomeness... Why is it that exactly an hour has passed every time I look at the clock?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 because you have an incredible innate ability to feel the hourly passage of time...why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 beacause I rock on an hourly basis. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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