Leonhart29 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because everyone is issued them at birth. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they want to keep the stereotype of a Texan going. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because appearances are everything. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because most people don't take the time to get past the first impression. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they are in a rush to get on with their lives. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they all think they're going to die soon. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they're on my list. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they were mean, or stupid, or both. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they never evolved anything beyond the most basic brain stem. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because they had no desire to learn. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because such a desire had been driven from them. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 24, 2007 Report Posted January 24, 2007 Because it was none too difficult if you had an acetylene torch and a bag of rubber bands. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because nothing says lovin like torture supplies. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because black leather is always hawt. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because it soaks up the sunlight. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because the fabric is thick. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because they don't need to be overly bright. Why? Quote
Melrick Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because cows are actually the most intelligent creature this side of the galaxy and have a secret society where they are plotting to take over the world. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because they are all members of the dreaded society known as "Battle Cattle". Why? Quote
Mysticlady Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because they are getting tired of all those fat and dumb jokes, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because no one like being made fun of. Why? Quote
Mysticlady Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because it hurts their feeling, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because the old child's rhyme is a lie. Why? Quote
Melrick Posted January 28, 2007 Report Posted January 28, 2007 Because sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Why? Quote
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