Leonhart29 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because everyone is issued them at birth. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they want to keep the stereotype of a Texan going. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because appearances are everything. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because most people don't take the time to get past the first impression. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they are in a rush to get on with their lives. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they all think they're going to die soon. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they're on my list. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they were mean, or stupid, or both. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they never evolved anything beyond the most basic brain stem. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because they had no desire to learn. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because such a desire had been driven from them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Because it was none too difficult if you had an acetylene torch and a bag of rubber bands. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because nothing says lovin like torture supplies. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because black leather is always hawt. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because it soaks up the sunlight. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because the fabric is thick. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because cow's are thick. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because they don't need to be overly bright. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because cows are actually the most intelligent creature this side of the galaxy and have a secret society where they are plotting to take over the world. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because they are all members of the dreaded society known as "Battle Cattle". Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysticlady Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because they are getting tired of all those fat and dumb jokes, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because no one like being made fun of. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysticlady Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because it hurts their feeling, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because the old child's rhyme is a lie. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Because sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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