foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the future is a terrifying and dark place. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because no one can see it clearly. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the light of the present has yet to illuminate it yet. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because they forgot to open their eyes. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Becaue they feared the simu'ninjas! Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 because they didn't bring any cybernetic dinosaurs to defend themselves. why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 because they realized they had forgotten to lay in a supply of fresh meat for said dinosaurs. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the meat guy was incompetent. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because he couldn't tell the difference between sausage and steak. Why? (This is even more amusing, when one considers this the reason why Dazzled fought Polly!) Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because he was blind and had no taste buds. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because he was an early genetic eperiment. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the genetists got bored and drunk one night. Why? Quote
foeofthelance Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Becaue they mistook their ethanol for Vodka. Why? Quote
AmyMcClair Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the labels were written in Vulcan. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 22, 2007 Report Posted January 22, 2007 Because the Trek freak in the lab thought it would be funny. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because he was the only one with a sense of humor. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because the others had their's sucked out of them in a freak lab experiment gone awry. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because it seemed like a good idea after a texas micky. why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because a texas mickey makes everything seem like a good idea. why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because it's three litres of hard liquor. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because that's how you make it. why? Quote
redsliver Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because anything less would be laughable, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because people find the words "micky", "two-six" and "forty" funny. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because everything is bigger and better in Texas. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted January 23, 2007 Report Posted January 23, 2007 Because they say so, and they have guns. Why? Quote
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