Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because the government said so. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because thats what they're there for. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because if we governed ourselves we might be chaotic but happy. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because chaos is cleansing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 1, 2007 Report Share Posted January 1, 2007 Because it filters out the excess. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Because the filters are changed regularly. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Because there is a maintenance schedule. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Because otherwise nothing would ever get fixed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because people tend to get sidetracked and forget about such things. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because they have short attention spans. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because they grew up watching only commercials. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because their parents didn't approve of the other programming. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because it was full of violence. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because in North America, violence is more acceptable than sex. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 because a spleen on screen can't corrupt a child as much as a nipple. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because nipples are evil. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because they spray out milk. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because they are used to feed babies. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted January 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because forumula wasn't around at the dawn of time. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because people were too busy hunting and gathering to invent it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 because they didn't live in alluvial valleys. why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because they stopped along the way. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because the view was spectacular. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because the sun was setting. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Because if the sun doesn't set then it can't rise and the world would go "poof"! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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