AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because if they weren't we wouldn't want them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because we get bored too easily, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because contrary to popular belief, simple minds are not so easily amused. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because simple minds have the attention span of a meth-addicted kitten, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because the thought of a meth-addicted kitten is too funny. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because we are abjectly cruel people, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Because we have to get our kicks somehow. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because we're not allowed to murder, not even if the victims are short, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Because they are not short, they are vertically challenged. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because people are too afraid to be honest that they make up terms that are retardedly polite, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because we might offend some such retard. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because people like to think they are fragile, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because they watched unbreakable one too many times. Why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because they're masochisitic, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because that's what floats their boats. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because something else tickled their pickle, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Because it rose to the occasion. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because someone has a viagra addiction, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because his fluffer's hand got tired. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because fluffer's got arthritis, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because of repetative motion syndrome. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because people like to give technical sounding names to cover up that they are chronic masturbaters, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because to admit as much is to say that they can't get laid. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Because of their own insecurities. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyMcClair Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 because their mommies didn't love them. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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