Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because as a child he was punished with a bar of Life Boy. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because he said a naughty word. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because it really was fucking good ham mom, why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because she knew the secret to making really fucking good ham. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because she comes from a long line of makers of really fucking good ham. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because the makers of really fucking good ham have never had a problem with finding lovers. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 Because to make a really good ham one must be a really good fucker as well. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 4, 2007 Report Posted July 4, 2007 Because they delight the palate and make the tongue tingle. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Because of the spices in them. Why? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Because someone decided that things need to be more interesting. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Because someone has no friends. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Because they were obnoxious and were slightly stinky. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Because they didn't beleive in showers. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 because they were raised to only believe in one god, why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Because their parents were born again Christians. Why? Quote
redsliver Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 because they failed to be born again as someone decent, why? Quote
Nanaea Posted July 6, 2007 Author Report Posted July 6, 2007 Because the Buddhists got there first. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 7, 2007 Report Posted July 7, 2007 Because they knew the truth of the universe. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 7, 2007 Report Posted July 7, 2007 Because they did their homework. Why? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 Because their computer was broke. Why? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 8, 2007 Report Posted July 8, 2007 Because it fell off the desk. Why? Quote
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