redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 because they're too deaf to hear the voices in their heads, why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they forget to turn on their hearing aid. Why?
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 because they got used to ignoring people, why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because most of the old folks were muttering to themselves and not saying anything of worth. Why?
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they're penises don't work like they used to, why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they've grown deaf to the pleas of their masters. Why?
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because the penises got fed up to drunken excursions into new and frightening places, why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because they used to throw up in the nastiest of places. Why?
redsliver Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because their masters kept riding them until they went into convulsions, why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 3, 2007 Report Posted June 3, 2007 Because if they didn't they wouldn't get anything out of it. Why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because that's the way the world turns. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because if it stopped suddenly, everything would fall down. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they weren't buckled in their seats. Why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because the seat belts wrinkled their clothes. Why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they felt that the tighter the better. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because then they wouldn't move if the car crashed. Why?
Leonhart29 Posted June 29, 2007 Report Posted June 29, 2007 Because they were hoping to be saved. Why?
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Because they feared their own mortality. Why?
Guest echtrae Posted June 30, 2007 Report Posted June 30, 2007 Because they had recently lost their puppy. Why?
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