Leonhart29 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Because it pissed in his Cheerios. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because the dog was jealous *he* didn't get cheerios, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because all they gave him was 2 year old Alpo. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they had spent all their money on the child. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they gave him everything his evil little heart desired. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because if they didn't he'd have a hissy fit. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because he was spoiled rotten. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because his parents were afraid he wouldn't love them without all that stuff, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they never heard of tough love and boundaries. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they didn't read the parenting books. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they were illiterate, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because they weren't allowed to go to school. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because their parents thought school was the root of all evil. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because the teacher kept showing flashes of porn in the classroom. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because she had the Disney Channel on. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because she thought it would be educational. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 28, 2007 Report Share Posted May 28, 2007 Because watching Mickey Mouse is always good for a moral. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because he's the king, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sin Acies Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because that's the way Walt Disney wanted it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because it was in his plans to destroy the world via copyright bastardization, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because it seemed easier than trying to get a nuclear device. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because its hard to hide a centrifuge that big, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because it won't fit in one's pocket. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because it had 18 miles of tubing in it, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 29, 2007 Report Share Posted May 29, 2007 Because the guy who designed it had a thing for tubing. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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