The Why Game

[redsliver]

Because the script sucked, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it was poorly written. Why?

[redsliver]

Because the writer though poisons moved over the periodic table of elements the same way knights moved in chess, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was using a dart board as a reference. Why?

[redsliver]

Because it was late and he was drunk and he needed to finish by the morning, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was depressed over the sad state of his life. Why?

[redsliver]

Because he forgot to buy ANTI-depressants, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was running late for his job interview. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he slept in. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because he was up late. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because there was a good movie on tv. Why?

[redsliver]

Because he has sattelite, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because he wanted the porn. Why?

[redsliver]

Because he found tugging one off before bed helped him sleep, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it helped him burn off excess energy. Why?

[redsliver]

Because it require the expense of chemical bond energy, why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because chemistry is neat. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it explains so much. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because that is the purpose of all sciences. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people want to know how the world works. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because many people are inherently the curious monkeys of the world. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people have bigger brains than the other monkeys. Why?

[Guest echtrae]

Because of the elevation. Why?

[redsliver]

because as pressure decreases volume increases, why?

[Guest echtrae]

because the temperature remained the same. Why?