The Why Game

[Guest echtrae]

Because their parents lost everything on the stock market. Why?

[redsliver]

Because someone told them to put all their money on E-Businesses, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they thought it would make them rich. Why?

[redsliver]

Because they fell victim to a sinister scheme, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they were naive. Why?

[redsliver]

Because picking a small character flaw like naivete allowed them to max out another stat, why?

[Leonhart29]

Because they felt sex appeal was more important. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because you have to balance out the flaws. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because if you don't, your spine will curve. Why?

[Nanaea]

Because spines get bent out of shape easily. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because no one reinforces them with re-bar. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because that would get rid of the yellow stripe. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they'd have to cut away the stripe to do the surgery. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because it runs down the spine. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that's the easiest place to put a stripe. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because it's a straight plane most of the time. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because people walk upright. Why?

[redsliver]

because if they bent over too far they'd get friction burns on their dicks, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because they have a tendency to bend at the knees instead of the waist. Why?

[redsliver]

Because their doctors told them to, why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because the doctors thought it looked funny. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because a human being bent over double is always good for a laugh. Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that position makes certain body parts look bigger than they really are. Why?

[Leonhart29]

Because pressed flesh tends to SPREAD... Why?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's kind of gushy. Why?