I maked a pun

[Keith Inc.]

A young resident was doing his Emergency Room rotation. One of his patients was brought in after a horrible trauma. Due to the great blood loss, the team was unable to even read his blood pressure. His heart beat started to stutter. Unsure what to do, the resident paused.

One of the nurses reached into a drawer and pulled out a photograph. She held it over the patient's face and pried an eye open.

The patient came back to life, coughing and sputtering. The picture went back in the drawer as the nurse on the blood pressure cuff shouted, "Fifty systolic!" They continued their efforts, successfully stabilizing him and passing him up to the waiting team in the operating room.

As they cleaned up the ER, the doctor snuck a glance in the drawer. The picture that had brought the patient back to life was a glossy photograph. It showed a busty model in a revealing mockery of a nun's habit. She was fellating a bottle of vodka with a dreamy expression on her face.

"What the hell?" he muttered.

"It's a standard procedure," a passing nurse explained. "No matter how far out of it a patient is, they are going to have an opinion on religion, alcohol, sex or just poor taste."

"How does that bring them back to life?" he asked incredulously.

"Not quite resurrection," she said, sealing the bag of bloody towels. "But it does instantly affect their Sis-Stoli-Lick pressure."

[DemonGoddess]

[Animedevildog]

That was good!

Speaking of Stoli, I think I need a fifth and a bottle of Sunny D. ~.^

[Imasuky Lomae]

That pun was so bad the left side of my body went numb after reading it.

[JayDee]

*Golf Clap*