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Guest Mike256bit
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How does one get a truly fine wine?

Only with some pilaf.

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What happened when the tentacle monster was defeated?

the aria from "La Boheme"

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Name a species that is going extinct due to the greenhouse effect.

George W. Bush's enviormentally wasteful policies.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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And why are those Polar Bears going extinct again?

Boom shaka laka laka!

Guest Pherazen
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Three sounds the person you're killing makes after he's screamed his throat into oblivion.

The envy of all Star Wars Fans.

Guest Melody Fate
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"Why yes, I have the biggest collection of comic books and action figures in the entire known world, I live rent free in my parent's basement and I'm a 35 year old virgin, you know what that makes me?"

You put the lime in the coconut, you put 'em both together.

Guest Mike256bit
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With what do you blungeon someone while maintaining a delightful citrus scent?

Six pounds of curry.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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How do you kill a person with indigestion?

I am NOT you're leader!

Guest Soulsearcher
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what should I bring for our date and where are we going?

The Tortise and the Hare.

Guest Madapple
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What outfits did your SO bring home for your adventurous night of role-playing sex games?

the phantom of the opera is there.

Guest Melody Fate
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Suzie, why won't you go into the basement?

Scorpian sleeps right in my hair.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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So, how badass are you?

No shit! There I was...

Guest Mike256bit
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What do you say when you find yourself standing in an empty toilet?

A bear-chair.

Guest Madapple
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What do you call your bald-headed SO?

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Corn people, corn people, smell like corn, look like people.

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what do you say when your mother brings the soap?

Only 10 cents

Guest Melody Fate
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So, how much do you think my hand knitted sweater is worth?

Two of crap is still CRAP!

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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Maybe Ms. "I Review My Own Stories" and "BanMeImJailbait!" should try writing a story together?

I shall call it Bob!

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