polywolly Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 I skipped anorexia and graduated straight to bulimia. I haven't kept anything down in weeks. Helpless immigrants Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 Who's going to clean up this radioactive waste? Extracted from the elderly. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 How does one get a truly fine wine? Only with some pilaf. Quote
quamp Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 How would you like your rice? Fried octopus balls. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 What happened when the tentacle monster was defeated? the aria from "La Boheme" Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 The What? It was THIS BIG! Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 What does a lie sound like? Polar bears Quote
quamp Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 Name a species that is going extinct due to the greenhouse effect. George W. Bush's enviormentally wasteful policies. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 And why are those Polar Bears going extinct again? Boom shaka laka laka! Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 What do you scream when you come? Snap! Crackle! Pop! Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 Three sounds the person you're killing makes after he's screamed his throat into oblivion. The envy of all Star Wars Fans. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 "Why yes, I have the biggest collection of comic books and action figures in the entire known world, I live rent free in my parent's basement and I'm a 35 year old virgin, you know what that makes me?" You put the lime in the coconut, you put 'em both together. Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 With what do you blungeon someone while maintaining a delightful citrus scent? Six pounds of curry. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 How do you kill a person with indigestion? I am NOT you're leader! Quote
polywolly Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Would you like me to see the blood-sucking aliens into your office? Heliotrope and helipads. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 what should I bring for our date and where are we going? The Tortise and the Hare. Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 What outfits did your SO bring home for your adventurous night of role-playing sex games? the phantom of the opera is there. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 Suzie, why won't you go into the basement? Scorpian sleeps right in my hair. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 So, how badass are you? No shit! There I was... Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 What do you say when you find yourself standing in an empty toilet? A bear-chair. Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 What do you call your bald-headed SO? ****************************** Corn people, corn people, smell like corn, look like people. Quote
quamp Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Where's that weird corn scent coming from? NO! NOT MORE OF THAT!!! Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 what do you say when your mother brings the soap? Only 10 cents Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 So, how much do you think my hand knitted sweater is worth? Two of crap is still CRAP! Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Posted July 22, 2006 Maybe Ms. "I Review My Own Stories" and "BanMeImJailbait!" should try writing a story together? I shall call it Bob! Quote
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