madlodger Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 Did you know that one entire crate was full of beer bottles? Well, half of them were mine... Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Posted August 17, 2007 Did you see the other crate full of empty lube containers? What a party! Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 18, 2007 Report Posted August 18, 2007 What was your first thought in the morning when you realized you were under the coffee table? Not so loud. Quote
madlodger Posted August 18, 2007 Report Posted August 18, 2007 Wake up! Where are the keys from my helicopter!?! You may borrow my bike. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 18, 2007 Report Posted August 18, 2007 How the hell am I going to get back to Canada?? That's one hell of a ride. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 18, 2007 Report Posted August 18, 2007 How was your date? You'll have to consult with my financial adviser. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 18, 2007 Report Posted August 18, 2007 Can I borrow a dollar? It's only pop. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 19, 2007 Report Posted August 19, 2007 Why is your drink fizzing? Well, it went completely sideways once the turtle humped the monkey. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 19, 2007 Report Posted August 19, 2007 How was your visit to the zoo? The fur was flying. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 19, 2007 Report Posted August 19, 2007 How'd the monkey take the experience? Rub-a-dub-dub. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 What are the first four words out of your mouth every morning? Three men in a tub... hmmm... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Quote
madlodger Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 What does it take to screw in a light bulb? Simple solution. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2007 Report Posted August 20, 2007 Couldn't we just turn the shower on the guys in the tub? Except for the puddles, yeah. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 It's good to be excited - right? Chicken legs and Cucumbers. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 So, what's your plans for a night alone? You should know the answer to that one already. Quote
redsliver Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Can I borrow Nanaea for a few rounds of hide the sausage? Next to the sausage. Quote
madlodger Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Didn't I put that that huge bratwurst in the fridge? Salted peanuts Quote
teeta Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 What makes you all randy? Take out pompoms. Quote
madlodger Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 Well, teeta, what's the first rule in aircraft safety? It's good to be excited - right? Fire em up! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 BBQ-ed squid anyone? Kind of chewy. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 What did the female porn star say after the big fellatio scene? It had to be done. Quote
redsliver Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Why'd you egg my house? At least it doesn't smell as bad as last time. Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Did you try to cook again?? I think it's alive. Quote
redsliver Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Why are you staring into my fridge with awe? I might have to spank you for that. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 What did she say that caused you to laugh so much? It'll take three turtles, a coconut, and six kiwis to be successful. Quote
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