StoryJunkie Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 So, you didn't like that Harry/Hagrid slash written by a ten year old? I saw it in my magic crystal ball. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 How'd you know? She deleted it. Quote
polywolly Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 What happened when God rewrote the master plan of the universe? Someone had to tell her. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 12, 2006 Report Posted July 12, 2006 How could you be so cruel as to announce to Dazz that all the elves have become extinct? I'm a total bitch, thank you very much. Quote
quamp Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 Why do I have to refer to you as Ms. Bitch instead of Miss Bitch? This is getting completely out of hand now. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 Wow... where did everyone go? First row seats to the end of the universe as we know it! Quote
polywolly Posted July 13, 2006 Report Posted July 13, 2006 What is the only thing I've ever won in a radio call-in contest? Going gradually insane, thank you very much. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 So, how busy is your schedule? Pull over and put your keys on the seat and step away from the vehicle. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 You want me to put WHAT in my WHERE? A jar of pickles, some salad and a grill Quote
redsliver Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 What makes you horny, baby? That's the second biggest I've ever seen. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Posted July 14, 2006 Just how big was that minnow you caught when you went fishing yesterday? That's what birthdays are for! Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Can I have a pony? I ate it. Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 What happened to my jeep? A big hairy monster. Quote
quamp Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 What has the average glam-wannabe from the 1980's turned into? We just work our way around them. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 How do you deal with a stubborn husband? Bad guys always have more fun. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Only the good die young? A wet dog, and my couch, that's what. Quote
polywolly Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 So, what are the first who things on God's list of "Things That Smell Like Hell". Lipgloss isn't cheap. Quote
redsliver Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 50 bucks for a blowjob! What're you crazy? 50 bucks for a blowjob. Quote
Guest Madapple Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 What is Hugh Grant's Mantra? Because time is linear. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Posted July 15, 2006 Why can't James Bond always be played by Sean Connery? Oh yeah! UNGH! Quote
redsliver Posted July 16, 2006 Report Posted July 16, 2006 Did you want these naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg? Congratulations, its a hermaphrodite. Quote
polywolly Posted July 16, 2006 Report Posted July 16, 2006 What do you mean our child will never have to question its sexuality? Hard candy, nail polish, and a digital camera. Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 All you need to catch a sugar addicted woman stealing 5368446 Quote
quamp Posted July 17, 2006 Report Posted July 17, 2006 What's the number to 411? An Adam Sandler festival. Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 What's the slowest most painful suicide I can perform? Yeah, and don't you always feel proud of yourself afterwards? Quote
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