StoryJunkie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Will you step out of the car, sir? Well, because I like them, so there's none for you! Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Is your response when i ask why you ate all the fudge pops So, there! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 What are things people say when they're losing an argument? If you value your nuts you won't. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Can I lock you in a cage and make you wear nothing but a spiked collar? You said it. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Why can't we just put kids in a closet and feed them a cheeto every half hour until they turn 18? My hair caught fire and I ran screaming like a little girl. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 So, what happened when you decided to light a match after spraying your hair? And then they died! Quote
quamp Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 What would give the Bush administration a happy ending? Because I said so! Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Yes you do have to put on the ballerina costume and dance on the table singing "I feel pretty," do you want to know why? I usually last longer than this. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 What's your response when someone asks you why you keep falling asleep at the movies? Fanatical fans from France _______________________ Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 What happens when Soulie forgets what game she's playing? I forgot what game this was. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 DANG IT! I was so busy reponding to a bunch of IM windows and watching CSI and playing games and ... what was I doing? Kitties laying on their backs. Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Honey, what's for dinner? Not as good as Agaib looks in a sunflower dress. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 How do you look so amazing in that teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini? The Wiz made me do it! Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Why are you abducting blond kids and taking them to California? Christian Slater and Fred Savage. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Who were two stars who SHOULD have been members of the brat pack? The Blues Brothers talent agent. Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Where did you learn such disgusting table manners? Snorting cocaine of of $1200 a night hookers. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 So, what did you do during your trip to Amsterdam? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Why didn't Pixagi give an answer? Because no one gives a shit what you have to say. Quote
quamp Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 Why do Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh keep talking? Fried octopus balls. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 What goes great with an ice cold beer? Probably because they're idiots. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Why would anyone fill a watermelon with lighterfluid, light it, then hit it with a hockey stick? Animal Crackers and cocoa for tea. Quote
polywolly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 What will Ted Nugent buy from the gas station tomorrow morning? Little pink ribbons. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 What did Sailor Moon tie into Tuxedo Mask's hair after they got married? A hand ful of marbles. Quote
redsliver Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 You use what as a sex toy!? Otherwise her dentures scrape my sensitive skin. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Why does slivers grandma have a mouth guard? Beautiful music is cathartic for the soul. Quote
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