madlodger Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Did you know that one entire crate was full of beer bottles? Well, half of them were mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Did you see the other crate full of empty lube containers? What a party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 What was your first thought in the morning when you realized you were under the coffee table? Not so loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Wake up! Where are the keys from my helicopter!?! You may borrow my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 How the hell am I going to get back to Canada?? That's one hell of a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 How was your date? You'll have to consult with my financial adviser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Can I borrow a dollar? It's only pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Why is your drink fizzing? Well, it went completely sideways once the turtle humped the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 How was your visit to the zoo? The fur was flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 How'd the monkey take the experience? Rub-a-dub-dub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 What are the first four words out of your mouth every morning? Three men in a tub... hmmm... *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 What does it take to screw in a light bulb? Simple solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Couldn't we just turn the shower on the guys in the tub? Except for the puddles, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 It's good to be excited - right? Chicken legs and Cucumbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 So, what's your plans for a night alone? You should know the answer to that one already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Can I borrow Nanaea for a few rounds of hide the sausage? Next to the sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Didn't I put that that huge bratwurst in the fridge? Salted peanuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 What makes you all randy? Take out pompoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Well, teeta, what's the first rule in aircraft safety? It's good to be excited - right? Fire em up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 BBQ-ed squid anyone? Kind of chewy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 What did the female porn star say after the big fellatio scene? It had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Why'd you egg my house? At least it doesn't smell as bad as last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Did you try to cook again?? I think it's alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 Why are you staring into my fridge with awe? I might have to spank you for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted September 1, 2007 Report Share Posted September 1, 2007 What did she say that caused you to laugh so much? It'll take three turtles, a coconut, and six kiwis to be successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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