I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to be very happy with a TV dinner.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to buy bras I think will put out my S/O's eyes, yeesh...

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to balance my check book and one day after being paid.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to say "I could do that" every time a judo throw is used in a movie's action scene.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to put off an hour trip out to the ranch because I wanted to check for updates, play on the forum, and get rid of a headache.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to forget about breakfast.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to think that a handful of potato chips and Dean's Spicy Guacamole dip makes a good lunch.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to cook too much food, slide the rest in the fridge for later and forget about it for two weeks.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what goes through men's brains as it tends to hurt mine.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to drag my father in law into a drag show during Pride weekend in Van.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to picture Daz and her FIL at the parade and laugh my ass off.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to suggest bars to the family, apparently!

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to start a movie at 10 PM so my brother can watch 300.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to be jealous because I don't own 300 yet.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to stay up all night watching a season of Entourage.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to whine about not owning 300 yet, because I think hubby's picking it up soon.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to hope that Daz gets her copy of 300 soon.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to try to sing parts I sang before I started smoking... yeesh.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to look through couch cushions and under beds for loose change (damn I feel poor right now!)

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to see Christina Ricci's tits and say "Meh, she was hotter in Casper."

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to yell "Hey wasn't that guy in Deep Impact?" everytime Elijah Wood comes on screen while watching LOTR.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to sit at my computer for over six ours at a time.

[wandaXmaximoff]

I'm no longer allowed to shout 'Ahh, Voldermort' everytime something scares me.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to plan on scaring Wanda to here her exclamation.

[wandaXmaximoff]

I'm no longer allowed to hit redsliver over the head with a rubber mallet for plotting to scare me.