I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to assert that the only reason we are not re-nuking Japan is because One Piece is not finished .

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to ignore my computer (and therefore the forum) for days on end!

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to procrastinate going to the store...

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to tell my younger brother how much he screwed up in life.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed bitch about my customers to my other customers.

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to dream about dangling some of my acquaintances from tall buildings.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to actually dangle some of my aquatences from buildings.

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to wear my feeted PJs to bed.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to ask my uncle which bars are near the comfortable ditches in Fredericton when he invites me to visit.

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to have my friends write my term papers for me.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to buy christmas CDs.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to have my girlfriend's christmas cd's mysteriously disappear from my car.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if Red got a new girlfriend since he previously said he was girlfriend free.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to jump to stupid conclusions after one fight with my girlfriend.

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to spend my entire day doing nothing by forum games.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to wake up at 4am.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wake up 5 minutes after I was supposed to pick up my brother on the way to university

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to say that I procrastinate on everything, because I finished all my homework for this weekend's classes.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to use my pregnancy as an excuse to not do any of the house work around here.

[AmyMcClair]

I am no longer allowed to complain that I don't get enough sleep because I spend half the night on forum games.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to tell Dazz to milk her pregnancy for all it's worth!

(If anyone harrasses you, IE, SO, remind them that you are making bodyparts!)

[dazzledfirestar]

(Thanks Pix! I will totally be taking that advice! )

I am no longer allowed to take full advantage of the Tim Horton's that just opened across the street.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to us "But it's cold outside" as an excuse to call in sick.

[AmyMcClair]

(Poly, you could call in dead.)

I am no longer allowed to give others advice on how to get out of work.

[Keith Inc.]

Strange, i am no longer allowed to ACCEPT advice on work avoidance.

Stupid lawsuit...