I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to volunteer to help.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to attempt posts containing everyone

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to take a "nap".

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what Daz meant by "nap."

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to write papers based off the corresponding wikipedia article.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to neglect my stories.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to stay up past midnight.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to be evil when good gets such great rewards.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to be sick!!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to write another chapter in FtLG with such concentrated angst.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh when other people get caught in the angst web.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to put off balancing my checkbook.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to forget about my checkbook completely.

[Nanaea]

(You too?! )

I am no longer allowed to play on the forum until my checkbook is balanced.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell hubby that I'm not good with math and he should do it.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to make the joke, "How do you get the history major off your porch?" in front of my volatile sister.

(Pay her for the pizza)

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at that when my husband's in the room (he's a history major too...)

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to miss important phone calls because I had the music too loud to here the phone.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to watch cheesy daytime tv while sick.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to make my husband do everything, even if he's lazy as a slug.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to suggest a qucikie in the bathroom with a brindes maid.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to raise my eyebrows that high (sprained forehead muscle)

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to play forum games drunk

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to infer that Redsliver and his brother got it on the other day at that wedding. (It was a dishonest mistake!)

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what I've missed.