I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to tell Nanaea that I only have 18 minutes before my next class which is clearly not enough time to update

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to put off updating.

I am no longer allowed to pout about it either.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to suspect Nanaea's pouting will be turned into moaning and or screaming during her update

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to swear like a sailor when my internet connection goes down.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to try and use the library's computer when mine goes down... it won't let me view this site.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to be so vague when I set up Nanaea for good DV.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to post in the orgy until I know what a "DV" is.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use the acronym DV for double vaginal

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to yell "Oh sweet Jesus, is that even possible?' when my sister is in the room... she starts asking questions. Seriously though, wouldn't that hurt?!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to point out that Nanaea seemed to think it was a mild revenge.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to forget that it's fanfiction and that anything is possible.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed drink during the time I had promised to make an orgy post

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to point out that DP (DV) is not only possible but, after having had three children, also not that scary. I image it's prolly a bit like fisting.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder why fisting hasn't occured yet.

[Guest echtrae]

I am no longer allowed to pick an obscure topic for the Alphabet game.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am, once again, no longer allowed to be sane.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to go to Tony Jaa movies and attempt to mimic everything I see afterwards.

[StoryJunkie]

is that so? Well, I'm no longer allowed to re-enact the scene from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" when the "horse" recieves a message (in the chest) from the pansy Prince, who is mistaken for a princess, and says: "Message for you sir."

(see? I bet nobody got that convoluted sentence!)

[redsliver]

(I got it SJ, "I'm not quite dead.")

I am no longer allowed to elbow drop the top of people's heads.

[Guest Agaib]

(I think I'll pull through sir!)

I am no longer allowed to force unwilling people into watching Holy Grail.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to complain when forced to watch Monty Python movies.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to quote Monty Python movies at the top of my lungs at inopportune times such as business meetings and standing in line at the coffee shop.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to leave for any extended period of time

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to miss snooze and hit sleep on my alarm clock

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to come up with bright ideas about posting game threads in the archives.