I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed miss "important" phone calls because I put on my headphones and drowned out the rest of the universe.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to bitch about there being nothing on tv

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use cheesy pick up lines on my best friend's girlfriend and/or mother.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder how cheesy those pick up lines are

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to write scenes in which Red gets violated.

I am no longer allowed to point out that at least I didn't use Anderson for said violation.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to talk to Nanaea for that last little comment!

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to suggest evil plots involving Dazzled's mate.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to whine and pout.

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to be so impatient at 11:55 at night

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer to tell anyone it's alright to be impatient.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to expect impatience of all orgy-ers.

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to venture into strange places.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to put Soulsearcher into strange places

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to stay up til 2am when it isn't board related.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to lose a post because of AFF's daily 15 minutes of downtime

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to swear when the AFF daily fifteen minutes of downtime comes up.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to leave the page up and keep refreshing every 5 mintues as my computer seems to think the site is still down even two hours latter.

[dazzledfirestar]

i am no longer allowed to leave to do laundry.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wear my I nead a girl!to do my laundry as it is two worn to read the small print anymore

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what the small print said

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to point out the small print said "to do my laundry"

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh my ass of at that... and wonder where I can get a t-shirt like that!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to sleep all day

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to think about calling in sick tomorrow, just because I'm tired.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to start playing on the forum two seconds before my husband comes upstairs to see if I'm still working on my story.

I am certainly no longer allowed to do so multiple times....