I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to agree with that.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to call cigarettes 'cancer sticks' around smokers.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to consider a Mars bar a full serving of dairy and meat, thus completing my balanced meal.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to follow the Poly diet

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to lament not winning the lottery when I don't ever buy a ticket.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell people who win the lottery that they have to share.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to consider the lottery and fortune cookie my retirement fund.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if I'd have enough money left to retire if I won the lottery now.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to think about how I would spend a large lottery win because it only depresses me.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to get the remote away from my husband with only five minutes left in AC360

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to ask if Daz Tivos AC360.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to lament my lack of TiVo

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to get an urge to listen to Pat Benitar's "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" when reading the orgy thread.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to call my VCR a TIVO to make myself feel better.

I am no longer allowed to call my car a Jaguar or my husband Mr. Rickman either!

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if my husband would notice me calling him Anderson...

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to let the urge to listen to one eighties song drive me to listen to an entire playlist of them.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to sympathize with Nympho's playlist dilemma.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to eat breakfast at home on free pancake day.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to stay at home and do nothing.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to drink my money

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to point out that drinking money is not only expensive but dangerous... do you know how many people have touched that??

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to post in the orgy when I have a chapter that's overdue.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to set people up to do dirty things in the orgy.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to take advantage of Daz's set ups to do dirty things to people.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to write anything about myself in the orgy!