I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to tell Daz the evil idea that has given me.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell red to just write it in!

[redsliver]

I am no longer to deny a lady.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder when the word lady started applying to me... (come on, I'm a chick! )

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use the term lady as a scapegoat because only Quamp could ever be referred to as a lady and only on Thursdays between 8 pm and 4:30 am pacific standard time.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder where the hell that came from!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to explain that Daz's guess is as good as mine.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to guess

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to listen to nothing but Cartoon Themes, They Might Be Giants and Taco.

[dazzledfirestar]

i am no longer allowed to listen to cheesy pop music

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to love music that I know to be shitty.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to build pyramids of pop cans next to the comp.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to post in the orgy while sober (but I"ll so it anyway or I"ll constantly be drunk )

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to stay away from the forums for a week and then try to catch up on everything I missed while I was gone.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to direct Nanaea to the orgy where she will find out alot about what's going on.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to read the orgy thread while my husband is around.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to add to the orgy without a list of everyone who's there and with who.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell red to just wing it.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to pout that Drew got thrown out the window before I could play with her. Oh well, she's a blonde anyhow....

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to smell like the woods. Back in 20 minutes or so.

[dazzledfirestar]

i am no longer allowed to open another can of diet coke while I have coffee perking.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if drinking as much diet coke as daz does if the word Diet is rendered useless.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to try to work a plot line into an orgy

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to let my boss be chemically mind-controlled into love. I think an intervention is in order. It'll be a sing-along of sorts.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to dispute the mind control idea...