I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to think I could "settle" that case.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if Daz's hubby is reaping the benifits of her orgy fixation.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder how tired Daz's husband is at work today.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to read the orgy too many times before he gets home.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to read the orgy thread before a two hour car ride.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at red's impending problem.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to think my landlord remote locking her car is my friend in the driveway.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to buy wash-out hair dye. It looked like I had a head wound when I washed my hair.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to eat while talking to Nympho. (That's a nasty analogy btw! )

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to do the same thing as Nympho. It always looks like I bludgeoned someone in the shower after I finish rinsing out the dye.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell my husband that if he's so darned tired, just go to be already.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to tell myself I'm going to go to bed early and then stay up reading until dawn.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to notice similarities between the orgy and Shaun of the Dead.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to almost burn down a cottage in the country.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder if red was making molatovs...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to leave a propane lamp on a wood stove.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to fake sympathy

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to feign fake sympathy.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tap my fingers on the computer because apparently its a bit annoying.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use "I was drunk" as an excuse.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to not be surprised by that.

[Guest Zimarah]

I am no longer allowed to not post in this forum. It's good to be back!

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to remind people that drunk people should not be allowed near fire or plastic wrap.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to hit my knee on the desk when I try to stand up.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to have this weird idea of updating the orgy with a parody of Putting on the Ritz called "Puttin' it to Daz"

"Trying hard to fuck like Andy Cooper. Super Duper!"