I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to explain to Daz that unless she learns to share that it will remain a fool's errand

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to hog Anderson... red seems to want some of him too

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to face plant into the keyboard while laughing

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to make red laugh that hard

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to bemoan that my personal redheaded comedian fellow orgy member is not going to make me laugh myself stupid anyomre.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to follow my last "I am no longer allowed" post

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to change Melody's title to "Won't put down her copy of Pacific Yachting long enough to join the fun." as it cuts off at the j.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to spit diet coke out my nose.

[redsliver]

I am no longer to wonder if the bubbles burn on the way out.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to answer, yes yes it does

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to feel sorry for people when their injuries make me laugh.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to be so impatient.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to think that waiting for an Orgy post is as powerful a stimulant as crack.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to agree with that

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to go into Orgy withdrawal

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to try to think up a witty acronym for something about Orgy Withdrawal

[redsliver]

I am no longer allow to fail attempting to provide daz with her acronym

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to read the orgy repeatedly when home alone.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to read the orgy repeatedly when guests are over.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to drink diet coke while reading red's "I am no longer allowed" posts.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to image how much Diet Coke has sprayed onto Daz's computer monitor.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to drink anything in the living room.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what a webcomic version of the Orgy would be like.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to consider putting that up, because we'd all get sued... at least I would anyway.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to fantasize those court precedings.