I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to say I have no ideas.

[redsliver]

I am no longer to snare new orgy members, I leave that up to the rest of you

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at my own writing

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to tell my best friend, "Shoot one in her hair for me." when he goes to his girlfriend's.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to find that as funny as I do!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to tell him to dump his girlfriend every time she says she doesn't like Pulp Fiction

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell red that not liking Pulp Fiction is a perfect reason to break up with someone.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to have Pat's (ny friend) girlfriend over during movie night

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to drink so much Diet Coke

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to forget about laundry until there are absolutely no clean socks left

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to push all the household chores on hubby.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to neglect all the household chores, only most of them

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to write filler for the orgy, it may be time to get down and dirty, what with a hand down Anderson Cooper's pants and all.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder what she intends to do with everyone else.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to avoid that question!

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to wonder why? Wondering Why things happen is the first step to discovering the world around us.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to ask why red doesn't want to discover the world around him.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to make spaghetti for dinner twice in a row.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to be envious of Nympho's spaghetti filled life.

[Guest Nympho]

I am no longer allowed to tease Daz by telling her that I can also make a fantastic seafood alfredo.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to shake my fist at Nympho for being a food tease

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to let my orgy ideas disappear at the thought of seafood alfredo.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to laugh at how easily red gets distracted

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to send myself on more fool's errands during the Orgy.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell red his errand wasn't a fool's errands... I appriciated it!