Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to smack people with my spout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to call annoying teenagers "douche backwash." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stay up past my bedtime playing with Snapeybot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to randomly smack children and say, "That's for all the times you didn't get caught and punished!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 i am no longer allowed to call people who piss me off by being incredibly stupid "wastes of genetices," "drunken prom nights," "coitus interuptus" or any other revrense to the circumstances surrounding their conception for it may be true and WILL make them cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drive without my handcuffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell someone that had I known their mother when they were pregnant with them, I would have paid for or even personally performed an abortion. Even if they deserve to hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to point out, rather loudly, that [Name] is wearing ass padding. Even if it IS obvious. (Yes, I've done this. Just the other day, actually) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi that people who wear ass padding deserve to be called out on it, loudly and in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to build my little shrine to Melody<3 :: bow :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi that she's welcome to build a shrine to me if I can start the Church of Pixagi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to give mel the Go Ahead on the Church. Build! Build! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ::COUGH!:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to point out that a Church of Pixagi might divert parishioners from The Church of Alan Rickman of Latter-Day Snapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to point out that there isn't a way in hell that I could convert ANYONE from Alan Rickman worship. Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 I am no longer allowed to worry thanks to Pixagi's assurance that we will not lose money...er...I mean, parishioners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make plans with two different women at the same time and then ditch both of them to go fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to plan a last minute party and then complain when nothing goes right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 I am no longer allowed to allow myself to do much of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to discourage Polywolly from doing much of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my sister she was made in a test tube and that's why here head is so big. (seriously, my little sister's head is the round ball.... THING! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to suggest Pixagi post pictures of her sister's head online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to consider the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to follow Pixagi around, softly chanting, "Do it, do it, do it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi I'm going to rail her bigheaded sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to be confused by the behaviour of those who post here, however, It's a lost cause, so I await my punishment, since of course, I will be soon permanently confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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