I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Soulsearcher]

I am no longer allowed to smack people with my spout.

[Guest Madapple]

I am no longer allowed to call annoying teenagers "douche backwash."

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to stay up past my bedtime playing with Snapeybot.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to randomly smack children and say, "That's for all the times you didn't get caught and punished!"

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

i am no longer allowed to call people who piss me off by being incredibly stupid "wastes of genetices," "drunken prom nights," "coitus interuptus" or any other revrense to the circumstances surrounding their conception for it may be true and WILL make them cry.

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to drive without my handcuffs.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell someone that had I known their mother when they were pregnant with them, I would have paid for or even personally performed an abortion.

Even if they deserve to hear it.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to point out, rather loudly, that [Name] is wearing ass padding.

Even if it IS obvious.

(Yes, I've done this. Just the other day, actually)

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi that people who wear ass padding deserve to be called out on it, loudly and in public.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to build my little shrine to Melody<3

:: bow ::

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi that she's welcome to build a shrine to me if I can start the Church of Pixagi.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm no longer allowed to give mel the Go Ahead on the Church. Build! Build! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- ::COUGH!::

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to point out that a Church of Pixagi might divert parishioners from The Church of Alan Rickman of Latter-Day Snapes.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I'm no longer allowed to point out that there isn't a way in hell that I could convert ANYONE from Alan Rickman worship. Duh!

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to worry thanks to Pixagi's assurance that we will not lose money...er...I mean, parishioners.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to make plans with two different women at the same time and then ditch both of them to go fishing.

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

I am no longer allowed to plan a last minute party and then complain when nothing goes right.

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to allow myself to do much of anything.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to discourage Polywolly from doing much of anything.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to tell my sister she was made in a test tube and that's why here head is so big.

(seriously, my little sister's head is the round ball.... THING! )

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to suggest Pixagi post pictures of her sister's head online.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

I am no longer allowed to consider the idea.

[Guest Melody Fate]

I am no longer allowed to follow Pixagi around, softly chanting, "Do it, do it, do it!"

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to tell Pixagi I'm going to rail her bigheaded sister.

[StoryJunkie]

I'm no longer allowed to be confused by the behaviour of those who post here, however, It's a lost cause, so I await my punishment, since of course, I will be soon permanently confused.