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I am no longer allowed to drive like its the Datona(sp?) 500 anymore...my husband would prefer that I don't get ticketed by the cops.

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I am no longer allowed to answer "Are you a boy or a girl?" with "Uhm... not sure... I think I'm a girl, since I have these boobs but then I might of had an operation and blocked it from memory..."

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I'm no longer allowed to go around screaming "StoryJunkie is not God! She's Satan trying to take your love from Jesus! REPENT!"

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I'm no longer allowed to promote the torture of Jehova's Witnesses, even if they are the ones that ring my door bell at the ass crack of "Why the fuck am I up?"

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I am no longer allowed to use said Jehova's witnesses IN a Satonic ritual.

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I'm no longer allowed to go, dressed up in a Dark Druid Halloween costume and ask directions to the nearest party and in the process scare the crap out of them.

**Nearly did this last year! I dressed up in a costume with proper makeup and got a little lost going to a friends house!

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