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Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to stay up all night online.

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Guest Pherazen
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I am no longer allowed to ponder the mental image of five year old boys experimenting with pool jets. ph34r.gif

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I am no longer allowed to drive like its the Datona(sp?) 500 anymore...my husband would prefer that I don't get ticketed by the cops.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to answer "Are you a boy or a girl?" with "Uhm... not sure... I think I'm a girl, since I have these boobs but then I might of had an operation and blocked it from memory..."

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to go around screaming "StoryJunkie is not God! She's Satan trying to take your love from Jesus! REPENT!"

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Guest SilverFox-chan
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I am no longer allowed to plead to insanity due to constant cooking to ingrateful people, I think the judge is onto me...

Guest Pherazen
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I am no longer allowed to take my sleeping pills as I pass out at strange times.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to allow myelf to starve becue I'm on the forum. ><

Guest Pherazen
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I am no longer allowed to use said Jehova's witnesses IN a Satonic ritual.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to promote the torture of Jehova's Witnesses, even if they are the ones that ring my door bell at the ass crack of "Why the fuck am I up?"

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I am no longer allowed to use said Jehova's witnesses IN a Satonic ritual.

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I'm no longer allowed to go, dressed up in a Dark Druid Halloween costume and ask directions to the nearest party and in the process scare the crap out of them.

**Nearly did this last year! I dressed up in a costume with proper makeup and got a little lost going to a friends house!

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to hand Fox-chan the Druid costume and request an instant replay<3<3

Guest SilverFox-chan
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I'm not allowed to to ask for anyone's child in a human sacrifice...

Guest Pherazen
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I am no longer allowed to help SilverFox in children sacrifices.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to teach my friend's children the song "Sodomy"

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to sing "Closer" when sitting on a train full of little kids on a class trip.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to record this and send it into record companies to see if Poly and I can get a deal.

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