Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stay up all night online. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 What!? I mean, I'm am no longer allowed near the coffee pot Quote
polywolly Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to smirk when people yell at me. It--what was the phrasing they used?--pisses them off. Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to encourage my lifeguard cousin to tell the story of how five year old boys try to put their dicks in the jets at a public pool. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 18, 2006 Report Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to ponder the mental image of five year old boys experimenting with pool jets. Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drive like its the Datona(sp?) 500 anymore...my husband would prefer that I don't get ticketed by the cops. Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to dress up as a priest and harass hookers. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to answer "Are you a boy or a girl?" with "Uhm... not sure... I think I'm a girl, since I have these boobs but then I might of had an operation and blocked it from memory..." Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to pretend to be God. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to go around screaming "StoryJunkie is not God! She's Satan trying to take your love from Jesus! REPENT!" Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to plead to insanity due to constant cooking to ingrateful people, I think the judge is onto me... Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to take my sleeping pills as I pass out at strange times. Quote
NefertariAran Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell the Jehova's Witnesses that come to my door that they've arrived too early for the Satanic ritual. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to allow myelf to starve becue I'm on the forum. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use said Jehova's witnesses IN a Satonic ritual. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to promote the torture of Jehova's Witnesses, even if they are the ones that ring my door bell at the ass crack of "Why the fuck am I up?" Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use said Jehova's witnesses IN a Satonic ritual. ^ I'm no longer allowed to go, dressed up in a Dark Druid Halloween costume and ask directions to the nearest party and in the process scare the crap out of them. **Nearly did this last year! I dressed up in a costume with proper makeup and got a little lost going to a friends house! Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 19, 2006 Report Posted July 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hand Fox-chan the Druid costume and request an instant replay<3<3 Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I'm not allowed to to ask for anyone's child in a human sacrifice... Quote
redsliver Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to supply children fresh and cheap for SilverFox's sacrifices. Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to help SilverFox in children sacrifices. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to teach my friend's children the song "Sodomy" Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 20, 2006 Report Posted July 20, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sing "Closer" when sitting on a train full of little kids on a class trip. Quote
polywolly Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to harmonize with Pixagi so that the profane bits of that song are louder than the rest. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 21, 2006 Report Posted July 21, 2006 I am no longer allowed to record this and send it into record companies to see if Poly and I can get a deal. Quote
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