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Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to drive home when I'm dizzy and keep blacking out.

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I am no longer allowed to argue with my daughter about donut sharing. They're ALL hers.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to tell the dog he is the dumbest thing ever, even if he is.

Guest Madapple
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I am no longer allowed to make obscene gestures at people who talk on the cell phone while driving.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to slowly doze off to sleep while in the middle of working on something ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Guest Pherazen
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I am no longer allowed to tell my boss (while he's giving me my paycheck) that if he doesn't put me on bagging next week I'm going to shove a cart up his ass (in the nicest way possible, of course).

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to delete the reviews of lazy reader who only read HALF THE RANT!

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Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to attempt to eat dinner and type at the same time.

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I am no longer allowed to give myself a wedgie since my husband gets SO jealous when I do that.....

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to have naughty dreams and tell my husband about them right before he goes to work.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to "play" with my boyfriend when he's on his way to work.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to send e-mails to people I haven't spoken to for 9 months.

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I am no longer allowed to play "Battleship" since REdsliver warped my mind.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to set the "animated" skin up for it makes me loopy.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I am no longer allowed to film battling 6 year olds.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to put off until the last minute work projects.

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