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I'm no longer allowed to...to...fuck! What the hell. My brain cells just got snarled up.

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In my next life, I will never be allowed to become stoned ever because my brain cells are too precious to me now.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to encourage StoryJunkie to find new and unusual ways of getting stoned for My own experiments

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to sell Agaib nefarious substances to be used in getting StoryJunkie stoned so Agaib can eat her brain cells.

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(I've heard that somewhere before!)

I'm no longer allowed to have strange dreams and tell everyone about them. (Too bad, guys!)

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to accidentally repeat things twice.

I am no longer allowed to accidentally repeat things twice.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to shout "SO REDSLIVER, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR BALLS!" in public.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to scream, "HAS THE DOCTOR FOUND A CURE FOR IT? OR WILL YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE SWELLING AND OOZING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!" right after Poly mentiones the rash.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to convulse and shudder in horror at the mental image of the rash on Sliver's balls.

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I'm no longer allowed to think "Christmas" when Sliver's balls are mentioned.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to sing:

Sliver's Balls!

Sliver's Balls!

It's itchy time in the groin

Scratch and Scritch!

Feel them itch!

Soon it will be painful loin!

... at the top of my lungs. ^^;;

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to hire a 100 member choir to join in with Soulsearcher's song about Redsliver's balls.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to rent out a huge theatre to premier my piece Sliver's Balls to the world with a full orchestra and choir. With all violins and viola's made by Melody Fate in the premier of her artistry with wood.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to con Polywolly into selling tickets to the great Sliver's Ball extravaganza, as sung by Soulsearcher along with a choir and an orcestra violins and violas made by me.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to encourage Redsliver to sing songs about his balls, which he learned from Soulsearcher.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to encourage Redsliver to hire Agaib and Soulsearcher to be his business manager as he takes his balls on the road.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to do naughty things in the back of sliver's tour bus.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to film the naughty things Soulsearcher does on the back of Redsliver's tour bus in order to later sell the DVD on Ebay.

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