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Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to walk up to my sleeping cats and meow really loudly in their ear.

(I don't know why it bothers them, they do it to me ever morning, so I figured they must like it.)

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Did I ever mention that I'm no longer allowed to drink alcohol in the presence of my dear sweet employees who now tease me mercilessly, although the incident was several months passed, and one of them is married to my daughter's math teacher who now looks at me strangely, and another is married to our bank manager (thankfully, I don't see her too often). It was only 3 glasses of wine, I swear!

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to do my police siren immitation at neighborhood keg parties.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to fall asleep in the middle of reading a book on the couch.

Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi
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I'm no longer allowed to take pictures of Soulie sleeping with her book on the couch.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to stare at Yahoo and MSN trying to intimidate people into coming on and talking to me.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to groan loudly at really bad jokes.

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I am no longer allowed to feign unconsciouness for a week at certain times of the month, and claim I was in a coma, what a coincidence! It couldn't possibly have been me who yelled insane words at everyone

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to say, "Well, I don't really remember, you see, I was drunk at the time," when confronted with anything from my past.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to clean the kitchen instead of socializing with my family.

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I am no longer allowed to repeat the word "fucktard" to my employees as a cute thing my teenager said the other day.

Guest Soulsearcher
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I am no longer allowed to dance naked in front of open windows at night with the lights on.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to sell tickets to people so they can stand in front of Soulsearcher's windows.

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I am no longer allowed to mill the paper upon which Poly will print her tickets for the 5% commision she earns from Melody selling them for Soulie's riveting dance.

Guest Melody Fate
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I am no longer allowed to get my tickets from Poly who got the paper to make them from StoryJunkie so I can sell tickets for people to stand outside of Souly's window.

I'm also not allowed to pay Redsliver to operate the video camera outside of said window too.

Guest Agaib
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I am no longer allowed to encourage Soulsearcher into dancing naked and then setting up a tent outside her window.

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