Guest Melody Fate Posted July 2, 2006 Report Posted July 2, 2006 I am no longer allowed to walk up to my sleeping cats and meow really loudly in their ear. (I don't know why it bothers them, they do it to me ever morning, so I figured they must like it.) Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 I am no longer allowed to try to "gangsta". Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 Did I ever mention that I'm no longer allowed to drink alcohol in the presence of my dear sweet employees who now tease me mercilessly, although the incident was several months passed, and one of them is married to my daughter's math teacher who now looks at me strangely, and another is married to our bank manager (thankfully, I don't see her too often). It was only 3 glasses of wine, I swear! Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to hoard my romance novels. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 3, 2006 Report Posted July 3, 2006 I am no longer allowed to do my police siren immitation at neighborhood keg parties. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to fall asleep in the middle of reading a book on the couch. Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to take pictures of Soulie sleeping with her book on the couch. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to multi-task. Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to encourage dumb people to eat crystallised citric acid. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stare at Yahoo and MSN trying to intimidate people into coming on and talking to me. Quote
redsliver Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to repeatedly yell "I'm the bee!" when using Ness's black and yellow palette in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to groan loudly at really bad jokes. Quote
polywolly Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to grumble. All the time. About every-damn-thing. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to feign unconsciouness for a week at certain times of the month, and claim I was in a coma, what a coincidence! It couldn't possibly have been me who yelled insane words at everyone Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 4, 2006 Report Posted July 4, 2006 I am no longer allowed to say, "Well, I don't really remember, you see, I was drunk at the time," when confronted with anything from my past. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to clean the kitchen instead of socializing with my family. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to repeat the word "fucktard" to my employees as a cute thing my teenager said the other day. Quote
polywolly Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my husband to, "Get a hobby, read a book, I-don't-fucking-care, just stop following me around and asking, 'Whatcha doin'?' for ten bloody minutes. K?" Quote
redsliver Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to throw people who can't swim off a bridge. Quote
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to dance naked in front of open windows at night with the lights on. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 I am no longer allowed to sell tickets to people so they can stand in front of Soulsearcher's windows. Quote
polywolly Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I am no longer allowed to print the tickets for Melody so I can get my well-earned 5% commission. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I am no longer allowed to mill the paper upon which Poly will print her tickets for the 5% commision she earns from Melody selling them for Soulie's riveting dance. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I am no longer allowed to get my tickets from Poly who got the paper to make them from StoryJunkie so I can sell tickets for people to stand outside of Souly's window. I'm also not allowed to pay Redsliver to operate the video camera outside of said window too. Quote
Guest Agaib Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I am no longer allowed to encourage Soulsearcher into dancing naked and then setting up a tent outside her window. Quote
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