dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to think I could "settle" that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wonder if Daz's hubby is reaping the benifits of her orgy fixation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wonder how tired Daz's husband is at work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to read the orgy too many times before he gets home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to read the orgy thread before a two hour car ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I am no longer allowed to laugh at red's impending problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to think my landlord remote locking her car is my friend in the driveway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to buy wash-out hair dye. It looked like I had a head wound when I washed my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to eat while talking to Nympho. (That's a nasty analogy btw! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to do the same thing as Nympho. It always looks like I bludgeoned someone in the shower after I finish rinsing out the dye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my husband that if he's so darned tired, just go to be already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell myself I'm going to go to bed early and then stay up reading until dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I am no longer allowed to notice similarities between the orgy and Shaun of the Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to almost burn down a cottage in the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to wonder if red was making molatovs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to leave a propane lamp on a wood stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to fake sympathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to feign fake sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tap my fingers on the computer because apparently its a bit annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to use "I was drunk" as an excuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to not be surprised by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zimarah Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to not post in this forum. It's good to be back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to remind people that drunk people should not be allowed near fire or plastic wrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to hit my knee on the desk when I try to stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have this weird idea of updating the orgy with a parody of Putting on the Ritz called "Puttin' it to Daz" "Trying hard to fuck like Andy Cooper. Super Duper!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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