Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drive home when I'm dizzy and keep blacking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to argue with my daughter about donut sharing. They're ALL hers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to tell the dog he is the dumbest thing ever, even if he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Madapple Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make obscene gestures at people who talk on the cell phone while driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to spend all my time in the Forum Games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to slowly doze off to sleep while in the middle of working on something ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pherazen Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I am no longer allowed to tell my boss (while he's giving me my paycheck) that if he doesn't put me on bagging next week I'm going to shove a cart up his ass (in the nicest way possible, of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to delete the reviews of lazy reader who only read HALF THE RANT! @#$#$%#$%%^$@#@!!!!!!!!!1oneeleleventy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I am no longer allowed to attempt to eat dinner and type at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I am no longer allowed to give myself a wedgie since my husband gets SO jealous when I do that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NefertariAran Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I am no longer allowed to drive the minivan through Taco Bell's drive thru ever since I took out one of their little monitors that tells you the price at the price window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I am no longer allowed to yell "I sunk my battleship!" at the beginning of sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I am no longer allowed to have naughty dreams and tell my husband about them right before he goes to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 I'm no longer allowed to "play" with my boyfriend when he's on his way to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NefertariAran Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to watch zombie movies because they freak me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to send e-mails to people I haven't spoken to for 9 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to play "Battleship" since REdsliver warped my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to set the "animated" skin up for it makes me loopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to show six year olds how to put socks into other socks and tie the outside sock to the end of a broomstick and make them do battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to film battling 6 year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I am no longer allowed to stay up until 3am and then wake up at 8am because the phone rang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Soulsearcher Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I am no longer allowed to put off until the last minute work projects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I am no longer allowed to avoid housework for weeks at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to avoid bill paying or gainful employments...indefinately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I am no longer allowed to make racist comments about the red chips during poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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