I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to share my cravings with Daz.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to sit through dinner with my in-laws without telling my mother in law to shut the hell up. (one day... I will do it one day.)

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to come back to the forum after I've decided to get some shut eye.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to sleep.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to see my SO's picture and get off just from the memories while sitting at my desk at work.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to be jealous of Leon!

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to cary on 5 IM conversations at once.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to yell at my hubby for not knowing what order the HP books go in. (we're rearranging the book shelves.)

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to put off going to the washroom until I can't stand without crossing everything between my eyes and my feet.

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer aloud to take off for a couple of months then suddenly post a random uhhh post

[StoryJunkie]

I am no longer allowed to spank ethereal things. Like souls.

[Nanaea]

I am no longer allowed to think that a little sunscreen on my arms is all I need when spending all day outside. Ouch!

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to tell Nan that now she knows what it feels like to be me all summer!

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to miss someone so badly that I throw myself into manual labor hard enough to make every muscle in my body ache.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to lose my brother's keys

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to kill a rattlesnake and then bring the decapitated body into the house with the thought of scaring my mother.

[Sin Acies]

I am no longer allowed to 'accidentally' let the dog out when the FedEX guy arrives.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to pretend I'm okay with something when I'm really so pissed I can't see straight.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to get pissed out of my skull.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to sit at home on a Friday night watching "... of the Dead" movies and reading FtLG.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to go so long without reading the orgy! (good god people! Why does that last post make me a little nervous? )

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to giggle at Daz's nervousness about the Orgy.

[Sin Acies]

I am no longer allowed to pretend any of this is real.

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer aloud to randomly walk up to a stranger and hug them, apparently that counts as sexual assualt

[Mons_Pubis]

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