I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer alowed to triple post in forum threads

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to use the saying "balls to the wall or not at all" around my 11 year old female cousin, despite the fact that she uses worse on a regular basis.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wonder where Red's 11 year old cousin picked up such language.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to sit in paint thinner... ouch.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to picture how red that made Leonhart's ass.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to THINK about how red that made my ass.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to blank out when trying to respond to a forum game.

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer alowed to yell out at the supermarket "the voices are back and there not the ones i normally hear" whenever i here someone over the PA.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to sit and stare at my chapter trying to force something to write itself.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to start lab reports the day they are due.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to put off taking my shower in favor of playing on the forum...

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to sleep all afternoon and not be able to get a good nights sleep at night.

[Leonhart29]

I am (sadly) no longer able to walk around my room naked for longer than a few seconds.

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to advertise the attire optional status of my apartment.

[Leonhart29]

I am no longer allowed to shout at my kiddo when she opens the door without knocking and throwing my pants at her to get her to go away. (attire optional huh??? )

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer to sing "the internet is for porn" ever again

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to invest next year's tuition in Mistress of Yaoi's Internet is for Porn North American Concert series.

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer alowed to bring my concert to north america, sorry guys australia only

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to live in fear of velociraptors coming down waterslides behind me.

[mistress of yaoi]

I am no longer alowd to breed velociraptors as part of my world domination plans

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to scoff at an Australian plotting world domination. (Honestly how can you rule the world hanging upside down all the time?)

[mistress of yaoi]

i am no lobger gonna let Redsliver live when i dominate the world

*realises velociraptors*

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to be afraid, velociraptors don't do well crossing oceans.

[dazzledfirestar]

I am no longer allowed to wish that hubby and I had decided to stay in Australia... *mutter* stupid Canada and its stupid snow....*grumble*

[redsliver]

I am no longer allowed to point out what Daz needs is an ocean not some upside down fantasy world with beaver/ducks.