I Am No Longer Allowed To...

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

Ah, lists. Gotta love them. Here's the gist of the game: List something you do a lot that either gets you into trouble, SHOULD get you into trouble, or is just funny enough to kill. Be as truthful or ridiculous as you want. The more outrageous the better

For the sake of keeping the game going, only post ONE at a time. This way you'll never run out... er... at least not as quickly.

I've given you a beginning, just end the sentance.

I am no longer allowed to...

...draw porno stick figures on desks.

[Guest Melody Fate]

to run naked through the airport.

(I hope I'm doing this right... if not, feel free to point at me and laugh)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

...tell people I think their children are wonderful when prepared with teriyaki sauce.

(you're doing fine. )

[Guest Melody Fate]

to actually serve people's children with teryaki sauce. (Everyone knows children should be served with tabasco)

(Goodie! I'm doing something right!)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

...Help Melody fate find new and exciting ways to prepare children dishes.

[polywolly]

...speak my actual opinion. Too many tears have been shed by the woefully ignorant.

[Guest Melody Fate]

to serve my husband cooked cabbage before sending him to work.

[polywolly]

...check my email for reviews 90,000,000 times a day.

[Guest Melody Fate]

to threaten people with death just because they've pissed me off.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

to tell my boyfriend he's being a catty snit, even if it's true.

[Guest Melody Fate]

To run in and flush the toilet while my husband is taking a shower.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

to ask teachers how long they think it would take for that lump of coal up their ass to become a diamond.

[polywolly]

...to wear my "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong" t-shirt to work.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

to wear figure concealing mens clothes, shave the back of my head, then get pissed when people istake me for a boy.

[Guest SweetMisery1]

...leave my computer on with 5 aff windows up

[polywolly]

I am no longer allowed to...

...eat ice cream for dinner.

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

...make Draco crazy in my fics.

[quamp]

... tell the people at work that I regularly post at AFF.net. (Conservative #&$&@.)

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

...use any story that has raptors involved as a reason I didn't clean my room.

[Guest Melody Fate]

Yell "SOILENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!" every time I eat pea soup in a restaurant.

[dazzledfirestar]

(oh Melody, don't stop doing that! that's too much fun! )

... Rant at X-Movie fan when they tell me what a cute couple Rogue and Iceman are.

[Guest Melody Fate]

(It is lots of fun, but it gets me into trouble in restaurants!)

To kneegroin people who say, "Ronnie James Dio, isn't he dead?"

[Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi]

scream "your mother should have swollowed!" out of the window of a moving car even if I'm POSITIVE I'll never see that person again. It's rude, obnoxious, and likely to get me shot.

[Guest Melody Fate]

To tell my cats that the door only works one way and if they want to leave the apartment, they can never come back.

(Before anyone calls Peta on me, my cats aren't allowed outside. That doesn't stop the one from trying from time to time.)

[Guest arora]

i am no longer permitted to say, in while standing formation, what kind of panties i am wearing.